October= dysentery plus hospital.
November = severe food poisoning plus hospital.
December = some other devilish stomach bowel thing that stuck me in bed like I have never been before.
Ha ha ha FUNNY.
When you are that sick everything falls into perspective. And you can think of only two things:
1) I am never putting anything questionable in my body again. I'm going so-cal vegan health freak style of the rest of my days. No more chips/soda/beer/fried food/raw veggies/cookies/anything other than bottled water/tea/you name it. Rice and beans baby.
And...
2) I want my mom.
And then of course because it is me being sick in India.... thoughts 3, 4, and 5 follow.
3) Oh man I really hope this doesn't mean another trip to hospital.
4) Oh man I hope that it's something an Indian hospital can fix. If it's something I need surgery for, I wonder if I will have to fly back to the states. Mmmm that means my mom and TV. Although, if whatever is wrong explodes in my body on the 30 hour plane right back to North America, that would be rather unfortunate.
5) Damn I am glad this is happening now because I have to be healthy for KELLY AND CAMELS!!!!!
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